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Burger Thief

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Ricky Butcher

Burger Thief is a song featured on the season 1 episodes Buryin' the Past and Walkin' the Dog.

Lyrics:Edit

Don't tell me 'bout the back bacon,
I get pork all the time.
Don't tell me 'bout the sores drippin,
I'm all about hair pie.

Shit kickin', axe wieldin', titty squeezin', burger stealin',
All about the shit kickin', axe wieldin', titty squeezin', burger stealin'...

Huh! Burgers and sores!
Burger and sores.

Don't care 'bout the blood in 'em,
Just gimme that beef.
Don't care 'bout the cost of 'em,
'Cuz I'm the burger thief!

Shit kickin', axe wieldin', titty squeezin', burger stealin',
All about the shit kickin', axe wieldin', titty squeezin', burger stealin'...

Bring it down!!

Alright, fuck the world.
Everyone sing along!
To these words that are impossible to remember.
Here they go.

Shit kickin', axe wieldin', titty squeezin', burger stealin',
Shit kickin', axe wieldin', titty squeezin', burger stealin',
Shit kickin', axe wieldin', titty squeezin', burger stealin', sing along!
All about the shit kickin', axe wieldin', titty squeezin', get those titties out mother fuckers!!

Shit kickin', axe wieldin', titty squeezin', burger stealin',
All about the shit kickin', axe wieldin', titty squeezin', a burger, burger, double time, double time!

Shit kickin', axe wieldin', titty squeezin', burger thievin',
Shit kickin', axe wieldin', ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!
Shit kickin', axe wieldin', titty squeezin', burger thievin',
Shit kickin', axe wieldin', titty squeezin', ha!

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