|How Will Doug Die?|
How Will Doug Die? is a song featured on the season 2 episode Readin' the Bowl.
Doug will die today,
Let's think about the ways,
All the ways he will die...
He could be tied up, and stoned with hot coals.
Shot with a shotgun in the chest leaving holes.
Or buried alive in snakes.
He could be stabbed up, or chopped with the blade.
Burned in a fire while the flesh melts away.
Feet in the concrete and thrown in the lake,
Or hung, drawn, and quartered awake.