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How it's Long

Album

Rise of the Steaks

Singers

Doug Borski

How it's Long is off of the 2010 album, not featured on the show.

Lyrics:Edit

It's not how its long, but how she makes it long.

When I walked in the bar,
Came face to face with my favourite porn star.
He was the guest MC,
Bought him a drink and he talked to me.

He said, "It's not how it's long, but how she makes it long".
He made little sense, but man it was intense.

I walked back home to ponder this cryptic message.
I didn't understand it, but I knew it would change my life forever!

I rented all of his flicks,
I watched him bang a hundred chicks.
I figured it out quick,
You gotta find a slutty chick.
And how she makes it feels big,
By bangin' like a ditch pig!

It's not how it's long, but how she makes it long.
The meaning is so intense, it makes so much sense.
Now I will pass it on, each time I sing this song.
How she makes it long...

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