Jingle Balls




Ricky Butcher

Jingle Balls is a song featured on the season 2 episode Birthin' the Messiah.


Dressin' up like Santy,
To get back in them panties.

Maybe I'll get a handy,
For givin' her kids these toys!

Ridin' a sleigh of homeless,
They all smell like cat piss.

Pretend I don't hate Christmas,
If it gets me laid!

Hah-ah hah-ah hah-ah.

Greasin' up my body,
To penetrate this chimney.

Oh what fun it is to ride,
A single mom tonight!

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