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Parsons
Parsons

Gender

Male

Status

Alive

Only Appearance

Playin' the Part

Voiced by

Pat Mastroianni

Parsons pretends to look and act metrosexual in order to have sex with girls. When he tried to help Ricky score like he does, he fell in love with him.

PersonalityEdit

He is very crafty, knowing just what to say to get girls back to his house for sex. He is also very vain, as shown when he fell in love with Ricky, simply because he looked exactly like him.

AppearanceEdit

His blonde hair is gelled back, and he has a white headband. He wears a pink polo shirt, white jeans pulled up to his torso, a black belt with a yellow buckle, and black shoes.

Parsons' RulesEdit

  1. There is never a warehouse party.
  2. If she's drunk, go to town. Passed out, shut'er down.
  3. Ignore the rhyme, do the time.

TriviaEdit

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