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The Cougar

Album

Rise of the Steaks

Singers

Ricky Butcher

The Cougar is off of the 2010 album, not featured on the show.

Lyrics:Edit

At 35, you're in the prime,
You must be this old to ride.
At 18, I'm like a jackhammer,
While your husbands need a Viagra.

To tame this beast, you gotta feed it.

When there's a cougar around, it'll hunt you down.
Tearin' into your pants, until the meat is found.
You can run, but you just can't hide,
So saddle up, 'cause it'll take all night.

To tame this beast, you gotta feed it.

When there's a cougar around, it'll hunt you down.
Tearin' into your pants, until the meat is found.

When there's a cougar around, it'll hunt you down.
Tearin' into your pants, until the meat is found.

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