The Goddam Best




Ricky Butcher

The Goddam Best is a single released in February of 2013, and was written for a longtime fan as a surprise gift for her birthday.


This songs about you,
Green eyes, pink hair, and spiked boots.
You rock my band's tattoo,
Making you the goddam fuckin' best!

This is that day when you were birthed,
From a Va J J you emerged.
I wrote you this song to celebrate,
It's better than a... kick in the twat.

23 with six cats,
That's more puss than I can shake a stick at.
You can all meow along,
To this part of the song, with my honey suckle voice!

Meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow.
In China that is the dinner bell,
Speaking of food, I made you a cake.
It's really just my huge wang on a plate!
With a candle in the peehole.

I wish could take you to Niagara Falls,
Tea bag you with my balls,
Give you my finest grilled cheese.

I wish could sign both of your boobies,
Roll lots of giant doobies,
Drink shots 'till you're on your knees.

But all you get is this song,
Sang by a real rock god.
Tequila will rain down,
Making your white shirt see through.

That didn't rhyme.

This is the day you came alive,
Ripping right out between your mothers thighs.
I know this song comes as a big surprise,
Crank it so loud that your hearing dies!

Time for a 23-year old solo!

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
Meow meow meow!!

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